était trop bonne pour pas la poster!!!

[Touille]

A n American decided to write a book about famous churches around
the world.
For his first chapter he decided to write about American churches.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that
he would work his way across the country from South to North.

On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when
he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was
strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was
a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The
American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw
the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if
this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby
nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line
to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K.,thank
you," said the American.

He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston,
and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with
the same $10,000 per call" sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont saw a sign for Canada and decided
to see if Canadians had the same phone. He arrived in Montreal, and
again, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it
read "10 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest
about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America
and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it
is a direct line to Heaven, but in every state the price was $10,000 per
call. Why is it so cheap here?"
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The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Canada now son, it's
a local call".

KEEP SMILING!!

[Zack]

Hehe! Praise the lord!

[foxthrot]